Almost leave the house at 330am with no shirt: 
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Have a very public social media meltdown that I deeply regret: ✔
Drown at work: ✔
Make plans to go for a solo hike this afternoon since the boy went back to school today: ✔
Soon thereafter get a call that said boy is vomiting and lethargic at school: ✔
Race to pick him up and call advice nurse: ✔
Laugh bc if I cry, I may never stop: ✔
Pour a shot of whiskey bc it’s 5pm in the Azores Islands in the North Atlantic Ocean: ✔
Don’t drink said shot (gotta be responsible): ✔
Put on the boys favorite Netflix show and cuddle: ✔
I am so so so sorry for my behavior this morning on social media. I am so sorry for angering anyone. Sometimes I lose my filter. And I am sincerely sorry.
